MERRILL LYNCH: The firm’s retail brokerage revenues increased 13% to $3.3 billion, and new profits were up 23.7 %. Its broker count rose to 16,200 and it claims “net positive recruiting against all our major competitors, along with its lowest turnover of top producers in years. The firm also reported a rise in fee-based business, as it and other Wall Street firms operate on a short reprieve from the SEC to either register its representatives under the Investment Advisor’s Act, reassign the accounts to those already registered or restructure those accounts.
BEAR STEARNS: The firm continues to suffer the slings and arrows of critics over its CMO hedge fund debacle. Meanwhile, head manager of those funds was previously reported to have maintained his golf scores at the climax of the funds. Or did he? It has been reported that a three-member committee at the Hollywood Country Club in Deal, N.J., is investigating his victory at a July 4 golf tournament, to determine whether he changed his scores. Apparently, allegations of such cheating by executives at the club are frequent.
“We’re FINRA – the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority”, announced the old NASD, plus the NYSE’s regulatory functions. As we reported weeks ago, it was the third try at names for the NASD. First it offended 1.4 billion Islamic persons, then embarrassed itself with an acronym that sounded like a disease. Finally, it chose FINRA, which brought criticism from those in the financial industry that it doesn’t regulate. As we predicted, the NASD was much too arrogant to make yet another change. As well, it was intent on replacing “association” with “authority,” so it would not appear to be a fox in charge of a henhouse, despite its structure being similar to a country club (see above).